It's Thanksgiving week, which means we get two distinct slates of NFL football, which means I'm going to give my tens of fans two distinct looks at the week ahead in an effort to topple the sportsbooks. #YouAreWelcome.
Let's start with the Turkey Day slate, shall we?
Can we parlay something here?
Of course we can! They don't call me Parlay Jeff for nuthin'! (Editor's note: No one has ever called him “Parlay Jeff.” If anything, we've called him “the schmuck who keeps betting longshot parlays.”) So here's what we're going to do: We're going to go to BetMGM and bet the three games on the moneyline — the Bills, Cowboys, and Vikings at +236. I fail to see how the Bills or Cowboys lose, which leads us to the Vikings-Patriots game. Honestly, I just think the Patriots’ defense is going to dominate, and that will be that.
It must SUCK to run the football into a hole that gets filled by Kyle Dugger with a head of steam. ?? ?? pic.twitter.com/t9viqAamqN