I'm 40. I'm not sure what I expected, but an aching back, lightning-speed wrinkle onset and a foreboding sense of impending doom and anxiety was not it.
To make matters worse, only one of those can be easily fixed.
Well, I suppose they all can be fixed with some doctor-prescribed pharmaceuticals, but I'd rather just throw money at a losing battle … my wrinkles.
And have I mentioned how painful fillers are yet? If I haven't, I definitely should.